Weird Fanfic: Reality Edition -- Chapter 2

[Continued from Chapter 1]

Sanic started blasting the whole city. Well, except for Beth's house because because of the plot. Alex said "MY EARS ARE IN PAIN!!" while Trump just laughed at everything.

"Well, THIS ESCALATED QUICKLY." Beth grumbled, typing something.
Wait a second... if I type something in, then it will become real! she thought all of a sudden, so she typed... and typed... and-

[Many eternities later...]
Luca fell from the sky, landing on top of Sanic and then crashing through the roof. "LUCA MY BOI" Beth exclaimed. "Meh" Alex said. "What the frick" Trump asked. Sanic said nothing.

"DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER" Luca murmured and shot Beth in the face-
[TAKE 2]
"Now that Luca is here, everything is fine!" Beth shouted, throwing her arms out. No one said anything for a while. And then Filiee crashed through the ceiling. A knife fight then suddenly erupted in between Alex and Luca. "What am I doing here?" Filiee said. She then logged off Discord and was never seen again. And then Filiee logged back on.

"Wake me up inside" Luca cried. "No" Alex said, stabbing her in the face-
[TAKE 2]
"Can't wake up" Blaze suddenly rose from the floor, laughing at everyone because she's too powerful. "I wish I could"

"BACK TO THE PLOT" Trump ear-raped Beth this time. "...I'm dead on the inside." she said, falling over and ear-bleeding on the floor.

"Anyways... What's going on?" Filiee asked, looking at the computer suspiciously.
"I don't know but something's suspicious about that computer." Alex replied, attempting to stab Luca but missing.
"HAHAHAHAHA hahaha heheh ...heh" Blaze interjected uneasily.
"Alex stop stabbing me you noob" Luca grumbled.

"I can't die anyways" Luca said, taking the knife out with ease and stabbing Alex in the forehead. "I CAN'T DIE EITHER!" Alex took the knife out of HIS forehead, then proceeding to stab Trump. "STOP EAR-RAPING ME!!"
"M...Make America great again." Trump said weakily. A wall then fell on top of Alex.

"Okay guys stop it we need to figure out what's going on" Filiee said uneasily.
"Right, right, there's NOTHING WRONG HERE" Beth replied.
"Oh, there's something wrong alright." Alex said, glancing at the keyboard. "I'm not sexy enough and Cosmo doesn't love me. I think I have a plan."
"DON'T YOU DARE, ALEX."
Alex started typing crap. Luca and Beth then tackled him. "EEEEEEEEE"
"I like how I'm just here and no one notices me lol" Blaze said.

Alex suddenly turned into a buff man, 200 pounds, with each arm weighing 50. He had a nice six-pack now, and he looked... especially sexy. Cosmo suddenly rose from the floor, screaming "OMG ALEX-KUN I LOVE YOU NOW"
"...what" everyone said except for Sanic.

"Okay that's it I'm logging out of my DeviantArt" Beth said, but there was no log out option. "...seriously. Is this gonna turn into a DeviantArt creepypasta?"

You... you must create...

"What's that weird voice?" Buff!Alex said, looking up.
"There is no weird voice lmao" Blaze replied.

...create a new world, Beth... get rid of these unimaginative fools...

And then there was an explosion.
[TO BE CONTINUED MEME INTENSIFIES]